Dhobi ne aik Bachey ki Chaddi theek se nahi dhoi..
Bachey ne Dhobi ko Sms kia
"kapray Theek se dhoya ker"
Dhobi ne jawaab dia
"Tu bhi Theek se dhoya ker.":D

Dost:Yar main Bv ki wja se dozakh me jaon ga uski wja se mujhe roz jhoot bolna parta hai

Dost:Woh kiun?

Dost:Yar wo roz tayar ho ker poochhti haI ke main kaisi lag rahi hoon :p

Doct: Aapko kya problm ha?
Mreez: Patlay motion
Doct: Kitne ptlay?
Mreez: Boohat ptlay

Doc: phir b kitne?

Mrez: Itne k Aap us se Gol Ghpy kha sakte hein.;-)

Doctor: Aap ke shoher theek ho sakte hain Agar aap in ka khayal rakhen,
Tension na den,
Larai na kren
ur in ki Khidmat karen.

Husbnd: Dr. ne kia kaha?

Begum: La-ilaj ho Tum.

SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY:

A man goes a library and asks for a book on"suicide."
The librarian looks at him & says:
"Oh Bhai, wapis kon dy ga? :-)

Girls College ke bahar blast ke baad Geo Tv ka reporter zakhmi larki se: Jab Bomb gira to kia woh aik dum phata???

Larki (ghussay se): ji nahi.. pehlay woh reengta hua mere paas aaya phir adab se pyar se sharma ke bola Baji.... THhhhhaaaaaaaaa
:-p

AFRIDI KI BETI:

Ami dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hen

AFRIDI KI WIFE:

Beta thek se dekho

Head & Shoulders ya Pepsi
ka Ad hoga....

Agha Khan Hospital me vacancy ayi ha
Rs. 25,000 salary ha

Bs

Shakal dikha kr
mareez behosh karna ha

Jaldi form bhar do
Ap ka selection tu pakka ha.;->

Nafsiati Mariz:
Muje shaadi nahi krni,
Muje sabhi orton se dar lagta hai,

Doctor:
Shaadi kr lo
Tumhe sirf 1 orat se dar lagega
Baki sbhi achi lagne lagengi.

Aik boorhi aurat ka gas ka bil 50lakh aa gaya..

Boorhi aurat gas ka bill le ke gas ke complain office pohchi aur boli...

Oye beghairton... Oye kamino..
Mujhe ye batao jahannum ki aag ke liye gas ka pipe kia mere ghar se ja raha hai???  :p

Dada: puttar zara andar se mere Daant le aa

Pota: Dada g abhi roti to bani hi nhi,
,
,
,
Dada: puttar roti nhi khani,Teri Dadi naraz hy usko smile deni hy..:p

Fees maafi ki application

To,
  The principal
   High school.
Sir,
Seedhi Baat ye ha k Mere Abbu ne Mujhy Fees k lye 500 dye thy,
100 ki Doston k 7 Film dekh li.
150 ki Pepsi ur Burgers khaa liye.
50 ka Grl Frnd ko Easy Load kra dya.
200 English wali Miss pe Shart Har Gya.
Me Smjhta tha k Unka sirf Math wale Sir k 7 Chakkar ha,
Per Unka to Aap k 7 b Chakkar ha
Ab Aap k Pas 2 hi Raste hain Sir Jee, Meri FEES Mauf,
Ya Aap ka RAAZ Faash.
Shukria:)

Shadi ke baad

Shadi se pehle
Mene pyar kiya

Shadi k baad
Ye mene kya kiya?

Pehle
Milne kab aogi?

Baad me
Maike kab jaogi?

Pehle
Jaan mat jao.

Baad me:
Dimagh mat khao.

Pehle:
Kuch to bolo.

Baad me:
Chup to ho lo.

Pehle:
Tum bin raha na jaye.

Baad me:
Tum ko saha na jaye

Pehle
I love u.

Baad me
Aj phir Aalu?

Difference between shohar and ullloo....

Difference between Shohar and Ulloo

shohar ullloo ban sakta hai

lekin....

Ullloo itna bhi ullloo nahi ke shohar ban jaey. :D

Mazaq

Husband: Tumari Ammi Ki bhi Mazaq Ki Aadat Gae Nhe

Wife: Kyun, Kya Hua?

Husband: Aaj MujhSe Pooch RahI ThI K "Meri Beti Se Shadi Kar Ke Khush To HoNa" ?