Sardar ne motorcycle rok ke helmet per kharish ki..
Admi: Helmet to utar lo..
Sardar: tumhari taang per kharish hoti hai to tum shalwar utartay ho??? kia baat kertay ho jahil..

Baloch Larki ka izhar-e-Mohbat pe Jwab..

Larka:
l love U..Arry

Wo Hansi or Shrma k boli:

"Jao arRy kuta!
Jadu Gar ka Bcha tera shkal py Thoo'
l Love U too

Dhobi ne aik Bachey ki Chaddi theek se nahi dhoi..
Bachey ne Dhobi ko Sms kia
"kapray Theek se dhoya ker"
Dhobi ne jawaab dia
"Tu bhi Theek se dhoya ker.":D

Dost:Yar main Bv ki wja se dozakh me jaon ga uski wja se mujhe roz jhoot bolna parta hai

Dost:Woh kiun?

Dost:Yar wo roz tayar ho ker poochhti haI ke main kaisi lag rahi hoon :p

Doct: Aapko kya problm ha?
Mreez: Patlay motion
Doct: Kitne ptlay?
Mreez: Boohat ptlay

Doc: phir b kitne?

Mrez: Itne k Aap us se Gol Ghpy kha sakte hein.;-)

Doctor: Aap ke shoher theek ho sakte hain Agar aap in ka khayal rakhen,
Tension na den,
Larai na kren
ur in ki Khidmat karen.

Husbnd: Dr. ne kia kaha?

Begum: La-ilaj ho Tum.

SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY:

A man goes a library and asks for a book on"suicide."
The librarian looks at him & says:
"Oh Bhai, wapis kon dy ga? :-)